The best of medieval painting in 15 tweets
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1. This is a French painting anyway
Medieval painting remains fascinating to me. Here’s a woman who just gave birth to a baguette.
2. I also have it every day!
When solo violin is so good it turns you into a doughnut:
3. Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt…
When you are asked during a job application whether you have any special talents:
4. But… we went with the sled. That means winning again!
When you accidentally write “dear Satan” instead of “dear Santa”:
5. It’s payday, gentlemen!
The things you buy on day 1 of your salary payment:
6. Run on your socks!
When to walk your cat before expanding the Mongolian empire:
7. So that was already a problem then
When vegans fight each other:
8. Just delete. That’s better for everyone
When you read back the things you posted on your Facebook when you were 12:
9. Too bad you don’t remember it the next morning
The adventures you have when you try to get home drunk at night:
10. Obviously everything was better in the past
No phones in sight, just people living in the moment:
11. What’s the point of this?!
People: dreams have meaning. My dreams:
12. Thank you and goodbye! We can’t wait for the next one
*end of thread* I’ll do it again in six months or so.
13. Please!
@janssensnuf
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