https://twitter.com/MarioNawfal/status/1664223349122162695
Hunter Biden, perhaps the last full spectrum man in the world. Because what modern man manages to successively 1) as a brother who should have died, to elope with the widow of brother Beau Biden who died while you yourself were still married, 2) to set up an investment fund with John’s stepson Kerry whose wiki page has been removed from Wikipedia because the issue is “not interesting”, 3) become a $50,000 a month board member of Ukrainian energy giant Burisma without any experience or qualifications in the energy sector, 4) with hundreds of prostitutes drinking so much coke sniffing and smoking crack under the lens of Chinese and Russian intelligence services that it almost cost your father his presidential election, 5) then exactly the two laptops that have EVERYTHING on them with password “*n*lf–k69” lying around in a PATRIOT’s repair shop, 6) let both Facebook, Twitter and the FBI bury your story until even the New York Times can no longer ignore the authenticity of your LAPTOP FROM HELL, 7) meanwhile become a not even undeserving artist and 8) then as a TOTAL CHAMPION on both July 4, 2022 and April 10, 2023 just shake hands next to your father in the White House .
Then, you’re goddamn prince who deserves your own website, and that website is called: BidenLaptopMedia.com. We F5 until it works. You can of course already read Hunter’s full CV on BidenLaptopReport.com.
InstantUpdate: https://twitter.com/MarcoPolo501c3/status/1664251719512125443?s=20 smokes, Telegram channel is fully operational!
Hunter Biden nicest cock since Prince Andrew
You didn’t deserve it, but you got it anyway
Hunter with audibly terrified prostitute
Duality of man – ceremonial handshake in the White House on July 7, 2022
lol gvd
https://twitter.com/MarcoPolo501c3/status/1659692899741888514?s=20
Celebrated “3 days clean” with a new-me dive
That is: no bath salts
Can’t stay mad at him
You can pretend to hate him, but who are you kidding?
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