Yes, we have to do something during the Eurovision Song Contest, which is indeed a SONG PARTY (updates about Joost here) but we all know: it’s not about the songs at all. It’s about who has the most sympathy in which war, and if there is no war, then it’s about who has the craziest act and who gets into the coffin with Maurice Wijnen or Kontnaald or whoever. Because in the evening they all have unprotected and hard sex there in Malmö, while they also have mothers. That’s why the press is so happy: they know that they will all be back soon https://twitter.com/AranBade/status/1788670715568288162. Will there be any new music released this week outside of the Eurovision Song Contest? Yes, but a lot of junk and crack. There’s the new Kings of Leon, those singing six-and-a-half guys, who haven’t been doing anything for years, although it wasn’t doing much at the time of après-ski banger Sex on Fire either. One-trick pony Pokey LaFarge is funny, Ghostface Killah is an icon, strangely enough we also pull Angus & Julia Stone and the rest is three times a day. Next week again, but first the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday.
