David Cameron, you remember him from Brexit, is now going to provoke a nuclear war with Russia – Joop

I was always known as a bit of a dreamy person, I was even treated for that; For the past ten years I have been taking fifteen milligrams of Ritalin four times a day to somewhat compensate for my attention deficit disorder. However, times have changed so dramatically that I am considering quitting. More and more often I feel like the only awake person in a world full of sleepy heads, and no, that is not because I have suddenly become a so-called ‘woke’ conspiracy theorist.

Right now, absurd things are happening right in front of us that almost no one is paying attention to. Take, for example, the income-related rent increase that housing associations impose on their tenants. In a completely crazy housing market, people who are still forced to live in social housing or live with their parents are allowed to transfer money that they would be better off putting in a savings account to have a chance of buying a house, to the already rich corporations.

There is no mass anger about this, just as I don’t meet anyone at the bus stop who is excited about David Cameron’s return to the world stage. You start laughing, you can barely remember who David Cameron is, “For God’s sake, let the writer of this piece keep taking his medication,” you shake your belly with a fresh Nespresso within reach in your armchair. Well, let me refresh your memory and tell you what Cameron is up to these days and see if that still makes you comfortable.

We know David as the interchangeable talking point who was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 2010 to 2016, in which capacity he decided to call a Brexit referendum. “I will just massage my people into a ‘no’ to leaving the European Union,” he hopelessly overestimated himself, after which he promptly left his official residence at 10 Downing Street on the morning of the results. A normal person would never dare to appear in public again after such a disaster.

However, Cameron suddenly reappeared at the end of last year, and not as a stocker at the supermarket in his village under the guise of ‘my chimney also has to smoke’, no, he was casually appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs in the cabinet of the current Prime Minister Sunak. From this position, the fallen government leader tries to undo his monumental Brexit failure. ‘Noble’, you think, if it weren’t for the fact that he wants to achieve this by unleashing a nuclear war with Russia.

Kamikaze pilot Cameron recently pounced on Putin’s darkest red lines by declaring that Ukraine could use British weapons to hit targets in Russia. Moscow then announced exercises with tactical nuclear bombs ‘to cool down the hotheads in European capitals’. Cameron only has to go a little further to have his Brexit miss relegated to a footnote in the history books by a mushroom cloud.

But maybe I should get treatment again.