Does size matter? We all say no, but we often have an image in our heads of the perfect penis. And some men apparently also have an image in their heads of the perfect balls. Namely big, bigger, biggest. I had no idea, but it’s a thing.
Presenter Firoza went for the program Stereotypical visit two men who openly talk about how they enlarged their balls themselves, without the help of a doctor. Apparently all you need for that is a syringe and a saline solution. The disadvantage: the effect is only temporary. One of the men said he had injected no less than 2.5 liters of saline solution into his balls. I almost fell off my chair when I heard that. That’s more than two packs of sugar dangling between your legs. Walking, cycling or sitting seems quite unpleasant to me. And how do you even close the fly of your pants with such a ‘full’ pocket?
A saline solution seems ‘harmless’, because your body breaks it down and your balls shrink ‘naturally’, provided nothing goes wrong. But it doesn’t stop there. For a lasting effect, heavier artillery is needed, in the form of silicone gel. And that is not without risk at all. In fact, it is life-threatening. “If you inject silicone, it can end up through your blood vessels into your lungs, brain or heart. This can lead to death,” a plastic surgeon explained. Risking your life for one bigger ballsack is apparently worth it for these men. Although they wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. They even know people who have died from it.
It came at the end of the episode moment supreme. Three men showed their business, of course wearing underpants. With the first one I thought: ‘oh, that’s not too bad’. But I was just shocked by numbers two and three. My jaw literally dropped open. Oh my gosh. The balls were really gigantic. The size of a Galia melon, maybe bigger. I was looking at that boy’s huge balls with fascination and intrigue. Bizarre.
The video of the balls was the topic of conversation on the hockey field. Everyone was shocked. We couldn’t wrap our heads around the fact that you would want such large scrotums. Let’s be honest, it is of course nice if your date or relationship has a nice sized penis. Although, to be honest, I think a porn-sized dick is really heavy overrated is. What really matters is what you do with it. But a scrotum the size of a melon? I don’t mind that.
Merel (30) works for Flair and reports on her single life. That is sometimes anything but ‘quite nice’, because the range of nice, single men is quite disappointing. Follow Merel on Instagram via @merel.duit
